Women are complicated

I am going off on a tangent today to help my fellow man. As we men know women/girls/ladies are complicated creatures, therefore I have found several video guides that will help you 'decode' them. You guys can thank me later after you guys score.

The first video will tell you when 'yes' means yes,no,maybe, yes but you own me or yes definitely yes. MEN: note that this 'yes' is different from the regular 'yes' that you are used to which can only mean yes. This is especially useful when asking a girl if she can give you her number. If you ready have numbers to call skip to video 2. Yes Means What? (Watch this first).

The second video is how to call a girl you met. Sounds simple? Hmmm......things you never knew you never knew Calling Women.

After you ace the call, you need to figure out what turns her on during your date/outing/movie etc. So here it is Women's Secret Turn Ons.

After you ace the date and she is now your new girlfriend/lover/sex partner/spouse, you will need to master the art of dodging loaded questions. This is an essential skill.(ask any guy that has a girlfriend). Question like "Do you think she is pretty?" or "How many ex-girlfriend did you have before me?".Answering loaded questions.(Note: This skill takes years to master. Look at your dad!)

One last thing, women are complicated being therefore their behavior cannot be grouped,categorized or generalized. There will be many many exceptions when using the video guides. I am not responsible if what you took from these videos backfires on your ass. Use at own risk.

There's Nothing More That I Want
Than To Touch You
To Seek Truth In Your Eyes
The Only Thing That I Want Is To Be With You
And Watch The Sunrise :)