Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Night shift and things you never knew you never knew

I official go to night shift beginning tomorrow. Going to stay up all night tonight and sleep tomorrow afternoon. The plan is to catch up on reading, watch a couple of movies, maybe exercise then sleep when the sun comes up. Thats the plan for now at least. Now for fun stuff.

Heres some little know things about penis(es) that you never knew you never knew(might not ever want to know).

  1. Doctor grow skin for burn victim using the foreskins of circumcised infants.
  2. The average male orgasm last 6 seconds. The average woman gets 23 seconds. (What Equality?)
  3. One in 400 men are flexible enough to pleasure himself orally. (But all 400 have tried?)
  4. There are two type of penis(es). The grower starts small but expands and lengthens. The show-er is already big. It just erects.
  5. Surveys have shown 79 percent of men are growers and 21 are show-er.
  6. Research in Spain shows that better looking men have better sperm.
  7. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation.

Hope you had a good laugh and NO I didn't not google penis to get all this info.

Roger Sanchez - Turn On The Music.

There's no combination of words,
I could put on the back of a postcard.
No song I could sing,
But I can try for your heart.
Our dreams, and they are made out of real things,
Like a shoebox of photographs with sepiatone loving.
Love is the answer,
At least for most of the questions in my heart,
Like why are we here? and where do we go?
And how come it's so hard?
It's not always easy and sometimes life can be deceiving
I'll tell you one thing its always better when we're together!

1 comment:

SuChuen said...

Hamsap la youuuu :P