Chivalry is DEAD......and women killed him

As we all know, women often say one thing and actually mean another. Here is a little help for my single friends ...hint hint gzl.

1. "I'm between relationships"

   What guys think it means:I need time. Just hang out for a while

   What it really means:I'm interested but I haven't made up my mind.

2. "I've been dying to see that movie"

   What guys think it means:I've been dying to see that movie

   What it really means:Please take me to watch this movie. Please.

3. "I have a boyfriend but he is out of the country"

   What guys think it means: I am considering a change since my boyfriend is away.

   What it really means:"I have a boyfriend but he is out of the country."

4. "Look at what he did for her.....isn't that sweet?"

   What guys think it means: That person did a nice gesture. Don't you agree?

   What it really means:"Why don't you learn something from that guy."

5. "NO"

   What guys think it means: Not now.... maybe later

   What it really means:"NO!"

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