How to detect an unmarried man at the local grocery store (Personal Experience)

1. The said individual will usually look like he is in a rush.
2. The said individual will be using a shopping basket(Note: Not shopping cart).
3. The basket will contain the three essential liquids. Milk, juice and a case of said individual's favorite alcoholic beverage.
4. To fill the gaps in the basket, he uses vogurt, fruits and an array of frozen/instant food products.

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